Top signs you spend too much time with your baby
Published in: Baby Young Parents (edited version)
Published on: July 2009
Everything changes when you have a baby. Conversations inevitably turn to your toddler's latest exploits. If you don't remember the last time you had quiet dinner alone with your spouse, then you know what I'm taking about.
1. You sing "The wheels on the bus" even when you're alone driving to work
2. Your best friends are named Ernie, Elmo, and Mr. Snufalupagus
3. In a sing-song voice, you tell your co-workers that you need to go "wee-wee” before you go to a meeting
4. A pillowy purple dinosaur lurks in your nightmares
5. You cut-up all your food (including noodles) in small, bite-size pieces
6. The subject of poo sneaks into every conversation you have.
7. You leave the house with glitters on your ...
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