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In response to: The perfect travel companion

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-Alex

In response to: Babies can't jump

indeed great post!

a guy talking abt fatherhood!?
you can nvr find one...seldom...
and ur one of them...

:D

In response to: Look Ma, no wires!

Thanks Soc. Glad you liked the essays.

It's been a long time since we last saw each other too. Time flies!

In response to: Look Ma, no wires!

Dear Sonny,

I had a great time poring through some of your essays. I cant believe so much time has passed since I flipped through your vacation pics at the 2nd floor of IBM PI. I've always thought you had a sensitive side - it was the artist in you. I'll be sharing this with Jess Vergara when he comes by for a visit with his son. Blessings.
-- Soc

In response to: The lowest form of humor

A pun IS the lowest form of humor. It ranks just below the knock-knock joke.

In response to: The lowest form of humor

I like it very much! :D

In response to: Kung Hey Fat Boy

I am THE wife. Hahaha, funny article, dear.

In response to: Length matters

Okay, maybe that was too serious. But I was thinking of submitting that to one of the publications here. The following would be more to my taste. Not very short, but funny.

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. "Who is this?" asks the guy.

"This is the maid," answers the woman.

"We don't have a maid," says the man.

The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house."

The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

The maid says, "What will I have to do?"

The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.

The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"

The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."

Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."

A long pause and the man says, "Is this 567-5309?"

In response to: Finally!

Congrats to you both! And to my new nephew-- welcome!!! Can't wait to meet you in person. Your son looks great, Mom and Dad. :-)